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Happy New Year everyone! Due to my current proximity to the International Date Line, I probably started 2014 earlier than any of you, and I started it in a place called Taupo, pretty much smack bang in the middle of New Zealand's North Island.

Tomorrow I will be undertaking the Alpine Crossing, a 7 hour trek through Tongariro National Park aka Mordor. I'm not sure to what extent I will be defying the wisdom of Boromir - certainly I will be walking through it, but I'm getting a shuttle bus to the start of the trail so I don't know if I can really be said to be simply walking in... Fortunately there will be another bus waiting at the other end, so I won't need to trouble the eagles for a ride.

You probably think I'm going a bit hard on the Lord of the Rings references there, but trust me - nowhere near as hard as New Zealand does at times. This started with the safety video on my Air New Zealand flight. As the opening jingle played over the logo, my train of thought went: "Hmm, this music is vaguely reminiscent of the LOTR films, I wonder if that's a coincidence, or...oh, wait, all of the airline staff in this video are dressed as elves and dwarves and shit." On arrival, I found that tour operators and hostels have a tendency to use a certain font in their signage, and it's not Comic Sans.


Pre-Christmas Round-up

So, it really has been a while this time. In the intervening period I saw so many goddamn temples, and became an SSI certified Open Water Diver. In slightly more detail, I went to several places in Cambodia, including Angkor, and then headed for Bangkok where I bummed around for a day and subsequently took transport down to Koh Tao and completed a diving course.

I'm heading back to Bangkok now, aka Tokyo's younger, gayer brother. Actually the "gayer" thing is entirely based on the fact that I happened to be standing next to three incredibly camp guys whilst riding the metro, and in fact that comparison to Tokyo is almost entirely based on the fact that the city has a metro. Ok, not entirely - the city centre does have a similar kind of east meets west modernity to it that I haven't seen in the rest of south east Asia but which is definitely reminiscent of Japanese cities. However, one thing Bangkok has that Tokyo doesn't is bitching street food - having just arrived, I walked a couple of blocks from my guesthouse and had a great Pad Thai from a street stall for 60p.

My enjoyment significantly lessened when I decided to do some sightseeing and went over to the Royal District. Partially because it lost its more individual, modern feel, partially because of being surrounded by backpackers, and partially because of all the tuk tuk drivers trying to scam me. I mean, the tuk tuk drivers in other countries are always chancers - they'll always try and overcharge you a bit, or upsell you on their tour, but they never actually lie to you. In contrast, the tuk tuk drivers around the Grand Palace, which has a hard to locate entrance, will look out for lost tourists tell you that it is closed this morning because of "Buddha day", and offer to take you on a tour of some other sights and bring you back in the afternoon. However, this isn't even just trying to get you to pay for a tour - according to the internet, what they actually do is just ferry you between shops with whom they have an arrangement and who will try and hard sell you on worthless crap. The fact that I never, ever take tuk tuk rides means that I was unlikely to fall prey to this, but I really felt quite offended at being lied to right to my face.

Anyway, that unpleasant experience aside, things have generally been pretty good. As mentioned, I learned to dive! This was actually a surprisingly intense experience - I travelled to a beautiful island and I had no time to chill out on the beach or anything because the diving course was pretty much 9 to 5. I did, of course, have time to do some diving, which was awesome fun, and now I am certified to dive with a buddy, without professional supervision. This has slightly changed my thoughts with regards to the rest of my travels as I am now looking up good diving spots in New Zealand and the Cook Islands.

Prior to reaching Thailand, of course, I passed through Cambodia, which is basically famous for two things - Angkor Wat and genocide. I visited the killing fields of Choueng Ek whilst I was in Phnom Penh, which is really quite a chilling experience. You tour the site with an audio guide, and your visit is narrated by a survivor of a Khmer Rouge prison who was lucky enough to escape execution. You may have noticed that I enjoy taking pictures of signs that I find humorous or incongruous. There are signs in the killing fields which seem to have slightly odd tone, but this only makes what they communicate more disturbing.

Whilst the killing fields are Cambodia's shame, Angkor is its pride. It's a place where a temple that barely makes it on to the map will be more spectacular than anything you'll see in practically any other given country, and Angkor Wat itself is truly awe-inspiring. Looking around the area is an enjoyable experience in and of itself, as it's possible to travel between pretty much all of the major temples by bicycle, so you can break up walking around beautiful, ancient stone buildings with pleasant bike rides through the countryside.

I am vaguely aware that it is almost Christmas. Considering the non-Christian, practically tropical country I'm in at the moment, there isn't much to remind me of it, although I did attend a screening of "Elf" on Koh Tao as a partial concession to the season. The hostel I'm staying at is holding some kind of party on the evening of the 25th, and prior to that I am planning on attending that most festive of exhibitions, a Muay Thai match, so my Christmas should be pretty entertaining.

Mery Christmas to all of you who are reading this. I'll try and write another post in time to wish you a Happy New Year as well.

Photo Albums

Phnom Penh
Siam Reap/Angkor
Battambang
Bangkok 1
Koh Tao


Lao Lao

So, it's been a while. Largely due to my not having had particularly reliable internet where I've been staying, but also because I just haven't gotten around to it.

My week in Laos ended up being a bit of a holiday from my holiday, really. I skipped over doing any of the big eco tours in the national parks in favour of, firstly, cycling around Luang Prabang and relaxing in cafes, and, secondly, cycling around Si Phan Don and relaxing in a hammock. I bussed pretty much straight down from LP, with a night and a day's break in Vientiane, the capital, all the way to Si Phan Don, the 4000 Islands, near the Cambodian border. I don't think there's actually four thousand of them, but there are beautiful views of the Mekong and not much to do other than sit back, eat good food, and read good books. My plans had initially been to travel onwards to Cambodia from there on Monday, but I decided that I didn't really want to spend my birthday on a bus. Instead, I spent it lying in my hammock, eating Oreos, and watching the Before... trilogy, because apparently I have a vagina.

You may notice that I've been taking particular interest in sunrises and sunsets over the Mekong. The sunset photos in my Vientiane album are, I think, particularly of note, because at Vientiane the Mekong is actually the border with Thailand. This means that I was sitting in Laos and watching the sun set in Thailand, which I think is kind of cool. I'm currently in Phnom Penh, and I have noted with disappointment that the sun sets in the opposite direction to the Mekiong. On Don Det, the particular one of the 4000 islands on which I was staying, I could of course watch the sun both rise and set over the Mekong - I just had to go to a different side of the island.

I'm currently sitting in the Foreign Correspondents Club restaurant in Phnom Penh, where I'm pretending to be somebody's man in Cambodia, despite the fact that I think in this case it's just the name of the place and not actually indicative of any press club affiliation. The wifi is pretty good, however, so I've managed to get caught up on uploading photos. Enjoy. Well, they're pretty boring, let's be honest, but my parents seem to like them.

Photo Albums

Ha Long Bay
Luang Prabang
Vientiane
Si Phan Don


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